For the last time - Dick knows how to cook and he's good at it. Not Alfred kind of good tho
Batman: the Animated series
Young Justice (comic version) all pitch in to get a gag gift for Tim's birthday. What is it?
A "World's Okayest Robin" mug
A self-help guide
Killer Croc's secret affair egg
A Spirit Airlines ticket to Gotham
A special birthday song from the Batburgers mascot
Powdered sugar in a bag that says "NOT COCAINE"
A brood ring—a mood ring for different kinds of bat-angst
A Tumblr checkmark for Tim's account
A scrapbook but it's extreme closeups of Bart
The Drake suit without pants
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Thanks to @dear-galileo and @ssomagni for blessing everyones eyes with these stories
I love Clark Kent because realistically both a nice 6'5 superhero with godlike powers AND a friendly 6'5 country boy reporter would be rolling in bitches, but Clark suffers from terminal Sweetiepie Syndrome and has zero game as a result
Fighting for his LIFE on the phone with a cute girl. He's so real for this.
Fighting for his LIFE
on the phone with a cute girl.
He’s so real for this.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
